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I'll share you the 10 teen commandments. :]

The Teenager 10 Commandments

.1 Thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping.
(haha. why waste the time?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(just kill yourself. haha.)

3. Thou shall not steal form K-Mart.
(why if there's noone in there, why waste time??? haha.)

4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect. :])

5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents.
(everyone knows Grandma has more money. :])

6. Thou shall not get in fights.
(Start them!. :])

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(oh. just have the whole day off. :])

8. Thou shall not strip in class.
(ehhhhhw. haha.)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(true!!. :p eeew..)

10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(carry them. hahaha.)

Labels: boredom, laughter, teenage stuffs

posted by Charmaine D. @ 3:17 PM